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The upper-middle-class gets a lot of hate but really they should be celebrated. They’re getting married and staying married. They raise smart kids. They’re more likely to have a normal BMI. They’re functional conservatives who believe in personal responsibility.
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no reALLY, gUys, it'S decreAsINg! ACTUaLLY, iT'S DEcrEaSiNG!!
Zoomers don’t know about this but it used to be that you’d get dates (or as was often the case, not) by talking to total strangers in person at a bar or a party.
The weirdest thing about these posts is the insistence that public school should teach stuff that is, by definition, ephemeral.
There is no "taxes" skill you can learn at 15 and apply at 30 (that isn't just "literacy").
Lol I love how blue checks are so unwilling to admit that inflation is coming down that not only do they believe the official CPI data is being manipulated by Joe Biden but also the private sector alternative data is being manipulated by Joe Biden.
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Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwart
It’s funny. Tech people and gold people love to talk about how the government manipulates CPI data, and that some private company with modern techniques could do a better job characterizing the real numbers.
And then a company does it and says inflation is just over 2% twitter.com/truflation/sta…
Seeing apartments in Chinatown right now
Me: “Broker’s fee is 15% right?”
Landlord: “10% for you because you’re Asian. Also there are four applications ahead of you but it’s yours if you want it because you remind me of my oldest son.”
God I love racism
I admire Ruth Bader Ginsberg, and can empathize with the fact that the same personality traits that made her a ceiling breaker also made it hard for her to retire, but her actions were objectively horrendous. In the end she annihilated her own legacy.
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Amy
@amyliztweets
Oh wow, you donated to abortion funds??! Then it’s totally okay to participate in a pile on against any woman who suggests it’s okay to admire women who are flawed. twitter.com/nicktagliaferr…
one last thing about the insane DeSantis ad: it shows the hard limits of the nihilistic, always vaguely ironic, “haha you can’t take a joke” mindset of the extremely online when it comes to actual political practice.
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Max Burns
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It's difficult to overstate the damage this ad is causing Ron DeSantis right now. His team is frantically working the phones as @GOP groups like LCR condemn DeSantis as a raging homophobe. What a massive, inexplicable misfire. twitter.com/DeSantisWarRoo…
we built the Empire State Building in a year and now it takes three years to renovate a carousel
we used to build things in this country…
Her entire body of work will be overshadowed by her refusal to resign. Her lasting legacy is throwing the court to the GOP.
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Amy
@amyliztweets
Go fuck yourself, dude. Her career was not limited to the time she spent on the Supreme Court. twitter.com/revhowardarson…
to the extent she has a legacy, it’s every opinion where Amy Coney Barrett is the fifth vote, so this is sort of true.
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Amy
@amyliztweets
Go fuck yourself, dude. Her career was not limited to the time she spent on the Supreme Court. twitter.com/revhowardarson…
the groyper/GOP junior staffer crossover is doing them real damage because groypers are horrible people who don't know how to talk to regular human beings
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Max Burns
@themaxburns
It's difficult to overstate the damage this ad is causing Ron DeSantis right now. His team is frantically working the phones as @GOP groups like LCR condemn DeSantis as a raging homophobe. What a massive, inexplicable misfire. twitter.com/DeSantisWarRoo…
Okay but why does the Barbie movie have an opinion on Chinese maritime claims against Vietnam’s territorial waters in the first place?
I’d have way more sympathy if voting didn’t take like half an hour for 95% of Americans. This is just a different type of lazy amerifat activism where anything that distracts from burgers and treats is the enemy
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sarah day arts
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“you must vote in 2024” ok sure I have voted every election for my entire life and this stuff keeps happening, wild how it’s not working
Why on earth would they entire under Biden lol
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the vast majority of unions advise their members, quite strongly, to vote
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DSA Bonapartist-Fukuyamist Caucus
@FurstvonWrede
are you prepared to join an irregular military unit and start an insurgency. Because that’s the only real alternative to electoral politics atm twitter.com/sarahdayarts/s…
Jesus christ why would he nominate Elliott Abrams
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CNN
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President Biden has announced his intention to nominate a former appointee under former President Donald Trump with a controversial past in Latin America to the bipartisan United States Advisory Commission on Public Diplomacy cnn.it/3PHpCCd
The people don't want to be part of Argentina and want to stay with the nation they currently belong to. That's the only issue that really matters
Defending the Falkands was the most based thing Thatcher ever did
Just noticed one of my old jokes got hit with a community note and it’s the funniest one I’ve ever seen