NYT’s useful life hack on how to escape student debt
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I literally thought about killing myself as a way to deal with student loan debt if I did not pay it off, which is pretty sad. Not really something to joke about... People really kill themselves over debt.
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can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
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the stage of capitalism where we explain the wealth of an affluent nation by comparison to the net worth of less than a dozen dudes
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It makes $1 billion per week -- and holds 1.4% of the world's shares.
(Nuance: Be skeptical of individual Forbes net-worth figures)
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collected an underwhelming $60 million in its opening weekend. That would be a decent amount of money for a tentpole aimed at older audiences, but it's one of the most expensive movies ever, costing $295 million before marketing. bit.ly/46y4eW3
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Is this the precursor to “OnlyFans” or just a moment of leisure?
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