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you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked
‪Jonathan Berk 🏠‬
 ‪@berkie1.bsky.social‬
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Real patriots ride the train.
4:10 PM · Mar 10, 2026
Ok so I'm fixing a spoon I get that part. Little syrup bottle to the right. And then of course I'm shooting ropes of train shit.
they seem to have mixed up the functionalities of cum and diarrhea. which, who among us
woke cannibal corpse’s #1 hit “I SHIT CUM”
it’s funnier when george says it
“Runs on time (not down your pants)”
I had an ebay alert for a hard copy of this for years and I finally hit paydirt recently, it’s on the cover of like the 1979 printed national schedule which is so perfect
genius is the ability to make connections
Then you may or may not be thrilled to know I figured out where the mini mms come from!
Don't ask about the positioning of the yellow m&m cloaca, I worked on it as long as was required of me to get it out
Boss is just happy someone was able to create tunnel+train imagery that was not horny.
I appreciate the implication that Amtrak train cars are hotboxed with farts
“I took the liberty of making the mouth of the bottle extremely anus like. It tested through the roof with the focus group.”
took *way* too long for me to get what the ad was trying to say
That or it's an even more explicit version of the last shot of North by Northwest
this is single handedly the most adapted and referenced meme in our household
If you’ve got gas pains, the answer is simple: train straight up the ass
I'm unreasonably annoyed that another person quote-skeeted an accusation of this being machine-generated. IT'S REAL AND IT'S SPECTACULAR
I like a hearty breakfast, when alighting on a carriage, But libation and vibration do not make a happy marriage...
Trying to imagine what Alfred Hitchcock would make of this