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do you want to eat 20 flour tortillas?
What if i cut them into quarters, deep fry them, and give you some salsa?
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When the cheese is melted it has fewer calories, thank you for coming to my ted talk
“Would you like 12 Reese’s Cups?”
“No, that’s way too many.”
“How about a bag of Reese’s miniatures?”
“NOW yer talkin’.”
“Do you want to eat 10 corn tortillas?”
No
“How about 60 corn chips?”
Double it and add guac
Do you want 6 hard boiled eggs? No? Okay how about I mix the yolk with some mayo, mustard, and sugar and put it back in the egg. Heck yes I’ll take 20! Thanks!
They get lubed up by the fryer oil and suddenly yes, yes you can eat 6 cheese sticks
I mean, cheese sticks are like half of a string cheese.
Now I kinda want a cheese stick the size of a corndog with the marinara injected into the middle? Like a custard donut but cheese and sauce.
This is absurdly true because who in their right mind would eat 6 cheese sticks before the meal
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Well, to be fair, when they are breaded and fried they aren't full string cheese sticks. They cut them in half, so 6 of them is actually just 3 string cheese sticks.
Hey bro wanna eat 1.8 pounds of corn mash? You sure? I allowed it to ferment, heated it and collected and bottled the condensation it's pretty good
Damn here I was thinking the frying and the breading and the sauce made them good for you
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I mean I've literally just eaten bowls of shredded cheese before. When I want dairy portion sizes are a suggestion.
I've never ordered and barely have even eaten like more than 2 mozzarella sticks. I have never seen the appeal. Defund Big Cheese (except pizza).
You know what pisses me off? When they cost like $11. Since when is appetizers half the cost of the meal.
This is so hilarious because I went through this last night pretty much and I only ate 2
This isn't a problem of mass or quantity, it's a problem of cheese being worthless if it hasn't been melted.
It’s like grabbing a full glass of milk before you grab ur 6 chicken wings
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Eating cheese by itself is too much. Kinda overwhelming. It needs breading, sauce, etc.
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I was a at a restaurant in Missouri and the waitress asked if we wanted to try their ribs appetizer. My brother (from Seattle) goes "Ribs.....for an appetizer?".
Do you want to drink 5 cups of milk?
What if I freeze it, add sugar and vanilla, and hand it to you in a cone?
Mozzarella sticks are for SHARING. You get 6 of them cause most families who order items like this have 2 adults and 2 kids sometimes 3. That gives each person 1 with 2 left over for whoever can't wait for food. This is why people got fatter
We forgot how much food it is!
Do you want these hard rock like substances?
What if I just boil them or mash them or stick them in a stew???
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This is how stupid that post is.
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They be asking for 8 dollars for 4 little freezer burnt mozzarella sticks GIVE ME 12 OR SHUT UP
Three string cheese cut in half makes six mozzarella sticks. Unless you want them super long. Then go ahead and use six full length string cheese.
You guys are eating some massive mozzarella sticks if you think that's a proportional comparison.
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