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I'm not sure if this is a bit, but genuinely interested what you'd wear to a menswear fight???
its too late now. Suspended or not, hes gonna be there
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only 2 more days! @dieworkwear @NixontheVixen1 You guys ready??
uniqlo-fight.vercel.app
John and Mayme Surrency were murdered the day before Thanksgiving 1936. Garland Headley was tasked with prosecuting the three men involved. What he uncovered sent him and his family fleeing the United States. What did John and Mayme know that led to their murder?
Im curious who you planned wear at the fight? Ralph? YSL? Balenciaga because of the spikes?
Can you post a quick style guide from Uniqlo while you’re there? I need some new fits
Can you please do it as Pay Per View?
Seems a waste to just fight on the street when lots of people would want to watch.
people wanted to murder me because i accidentally killed a jade plant i didn't want and didn't know how to take care of. i thought i under watered it so i then overwatered it repeat until dead plant.
Are you still going? I am going to be there to witness and adjucate (if necessary) so I hope the show will go on.
So you're saying I should cancel my trip up from Salinas?
I don’t know if you would have won, but I believe you would have looked amazing 
It was most improper and badly planned anyway. You have not agreed on weapons - rapiers, pistols, samurai swords, pillows etc.? Did you have seconds? The outcome was not clear either. If he wins, does he get a bespoke suit from Savile row? If you win, do you get a wife?? We need
Derek, I have followed you for quite some time. I think the question that I have for you is, what would you wear to set fight?
John and Mayme Surrency were murdered the day before Thanksgiving 1936. Garland Headley was tasked with prosecuting the three men involved. What he uncovered sent him and his family fleeing the United States. What did John and Mayme know that led to their murder?
It all started about 20 years ago. I used to see this older gentleman at a coffee shop, always meeting with young men, and it left an impression on me.
I eventually struck up a conversation with him, and he told me that God had called him to help younger guys avoid the mistakes
Is it okay that I just want to know what you were going to wear to fight?
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We often run into people who have no idea how social media works. I hope his second day on the internet goes better than his first.
Now you have to do a thread about the best dressed street fights and how fashion can meet function.
ok but is the fight happening or not? Trying to decide if I should bet on that or 's youth football game this weekend
Look I'm literally around the corner so just let me know when we need to show up (for general support, random lawyer in the future)
Is a street fight outside Uniqlo even legal? it’d be ok if it was in a boxing ring, but outside Uniqlo people are gonna call the cops. (Meanwhile, we’re all laughing about this fight that very clearly was not going to happen)
If you both had to fight in suits, what would the most important factors be, and how would the tailoring differ from day to day wear?
Uniqlo was trending earlier tonight and I clicked thinking it was something to do with the tariffs. And then I saw it was about a fight with and I nearly spit my dinner out 
Damn, the fight would have been a perfect place to showcase the versatility of the drape cut for movement while fully dressed. Steed could have advertised with it.
Oh well, interested parties can watch the hand to hand fighting in From Russia With Love for examples of same.
wait is the uniqlo fight happening now or no? I need to know if I need to make new evening plans.
I don't think you need to apologize. He tried to act like a big shot after you rightly called him out, and it backfired. That's not your concern.
"I fought a men's fashion commentator": win or lose, that's not really a story you could tell at the bar without everyone laughing. Just no upside atall.
Yeah, ok, actions, consequence, but the people demand to know: Should we drive to the uniqlo, or can we stay in bed
"the ol ball and chain wouldn't let me fight the twitter menswear guy in front of the uniqlo"
First rule of Uniqlo menswear fight club is that you don't upset the wife.
V neck gang vs. wifebeater gang only helps crew neck gang extend their territory.
thanks derek.. now what am i supposed to do with all these "Uniqlo Throwdown" t-shirts that were supposed to make up for my 401k losses.. :-(
It’s nice of you to apologise to her for making her husband look like a fool
Only one elegant way to solve this.
Though they made everyone wear Adidas at the Olympics, other more bespoke options are available.
With thanks to Richard, and the Guardian for the 'photo.
Seems like a good opportunity to do a thread on martial arts attire. That’d be super interesting and something I haven’t seen before.
But it’s just a street fight … so I guess streetwear will suffice
I will second you Derek in any type of duel proposed by these brutes!
As an nobleman I’m fully skilled in pugilism, swordfighting, fencing, archery, shooting and even the infamous ”Finnish disco-beat”.
i hate that i was waiting for an update on this, but love that i got one. thank you for your service, derek guy.
you need to make sure you still go to Uniqlo otherwise what if he drives 2.5 hours and you let him down
To be fair, isn't 99% of available clothing made in something that qualifies as a sweat shop? Not that it's not awful, but the guy making a shirt for his company isn't really the one to go after.
Before you get into a fight, learn some moves before you fight back...
Who drives 2.5 hours to fight over a Gildan tweet? But American Apparel? They were a good brand with a mission and I’d drive 4 hours to tell you you’re wrong after drinking too much coffee.
Wow! I had no idea you were so controversial that fist fights would erupt. I can't stop laughing and you, my sir, are a prince.
