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It all started about 20 years ago. I used to see this older gentleman at a coffee shop, always meeting with young men, and it left an impression on me.
I eventually struck up a conversation with him, and he told me that God had called him to help younger guys avoid the mistakes
You chose the most dangerous profession - telling insecure men with wealth and power that they dress poorly
You and Vance, head to head fashion faceoff. 10 outfits. 3 nonpartisan style judges. Each of you goes up and down the runway in each outfit. Loser goes to El Salvador prison. Winner gets a a $100,000 clothing shopping spree. What are you scared of JD
All it took was to speak out against the government. Sounds like tyranny.
America is lost.
I assume you actually have legal status now or you wouldn't have loudly announced otherwise. Right?
For what its worth I think the official accounts are just taking the piss and not actually digging for you.
This app + free speech is going to take us to a very strange place.
Damn, yeah, maybe you shouldn't have posted your story on here. In no way am I blaming you for their threats, as you don't deserve them, but I don't think you realize how deep this hate goes.
In short, they already think you're a criminal on the basis of entering the country
These pics are so hot 
So the thought of hiring you to fix his atrocious attire thus forcing you to put your own style reputation on the line in the process and saving the American taxpayer money never ocurred to him?
You can lead a horse to water.
I don't think you should be deported but we will do our best to get you a nice pad in a walkable neighborhood if he sends ya back to us 
If you are here illegally the you need to leave and come the legal route
It's sad that your parents put you in this position but it's a position you're in nonetheless. And really, outing yourself wasn't a very intelligent move. The good news is that you'll still have X wherever you land.
You were destined to be a superstar, and for reasons more profound than menswear
I mean, don’t break the law and the law won’t be applied to you. Funny how society works.
Nobody's deporting you for how your dress there, bunkie. You'll be deported for being here illegally (as I would be from literally every civilized nation on the planet). F.A.F.O. Safe travels!
Singling out specific individuals to deport because they have been politely critical of your policies and choice of attire is totally not authoritarian at all.
In any case, I think Felipe VI can speed up a hypothetical asylum for you in Spain. Maybe even a house in a walkable neighborhood.
A lot of lawyers follow you and one of us will doubtless defend you if it comes to that, as unlikely as that might be.
Conservatives can overlook many things (sexual assaults, business felonies, attacking the Capital, bad spray tans) but they can't overlook getting embarrassed on the internet.
You point out one (not so) little collar gap and suddenly you're public enemy number one.
Can someone from the *mAgA* clan please explain to me WHY you consider these guys *alpha males* when their feels get so easily hurt when someone criticizes how they dress or how they look?
I thought an *alpha male* takes criticism on the chin, brushes it off and just carries on?
Send him a quarter zip sweater.
He'll think you're trying to make amends.
Making constant threats of deportations and other threats makes Vance and others just look weak. Grow a set and take some advice from people, like dieworkwear, and improve yourself.
Anyone who can ruffle the feathers of Shillbilly Vance is a hero in my book.
The history books will have a whole page dedicated to the menswear uprising that brought about the abrupt downfall of neo-fascism.
Don't forget this guy is on the other side of the screen.
And quite literally the only reason he's in a position of power is because Thiel paid for him to be there.
You're going to replace El Chapo and Bin Laden on the FBI's Most Wanted list.
effing tyrants if you have gofund me or anything to support you against these psychos
You take up so much real estate in their minds. Please continue as I don’t want them to have that real estate back where they might do even more horrible things to the world than what they are doing right now.
Please tell me this is satire. Very hard to tell these days
As if you couldn't use the internet to assail his suit choice from outside the country.