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I have a lot of respect for the kind of backroom deals that Mitch negotiated for the grim reaper to take a different republican senator

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Jake Sherman

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MCCONNELL releases a photo - and statement. “To my fellow Kentuckians – “When you elected me to a seventh term and made me our Commonwealth’s longest serving Senator, you did so trusting that I’d keep showing up to fight for you every day. And over the past several weeks,

5:47 PM · Jul 12, 2026

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this shit is 100% AI

Classic Mitchslop

oh my god lmfao

That's just the art of the deal baby

Lich McConnell

As funny as that would be, nah Mitch is dead too. This is guaranteed AI. They're using Mitch as a dress rehersal for when Trump dies. They want to see how long they can keep the public in the dark about the death of one of their leaders, and Mitch is the perfect test dummy.

I heard it got wild.

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Gracchi

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I heard he died when an occult ritual they were performing to bring Mitch McConnell back to like went wrong. An observer said they believe the ritual went well enough that some life force was returned to McConnell’s body. You’ll have to wait for the Politico article for more.