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*TRUMP SAYS HIS POTENTIAL CANDIDATES TO LEAD IRAN KILLED: ABC
10:05 PM · Mar 1, 2026
Mr White, I do believe this is your finest work.
Do you see a sign that says “dead Iranian storage”?
"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Mullah Storage'?"
I am pretty sure I am going to hell for laughing at this but, it's that or run into the street screaming. Holy shit, this is so on brand for these morons.
Oh shit, I shot Mahmud in the face!
I'm just....I really wish I hadn't laughed so immediately and hard to this wow shit is dark and absurd
I just assumed he'd give the job to Rubio. That seems to be the routine now.
To kill one candidate for Iranian leadership may be regarded as a misfortune...etc...
There's no Harvey Keitel coming to fix things.
This is a clear sign that Trump must go and lead Iran personally.
That is way, way, too accurate.
What could I do?! Our war fighters are just soooo lethal now!
Pahlavi didn’t make it out of CBS?
Welp... I guess that leaves the Shah's son as the only option, then - Trump, probably.