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The most gentlemanly form of war, just blowing up the things that give your enemy capabilities you don't want them to have without actually trying to kill anyone, lol.
US: Talk to the Iranians and sort something out without killing anyone. We will owe you one.
Iran: Talk to the Americans we need to save face but don't want to kill anyone. We will owe you one.
Qatar: Okay fine shoot 6 missiles at us, but no more. You both owe me one.
Iran: Talk to the Americans we need to save face but don't want to kill anyone. We will owe you one.
Qatar: Okay fine shoot 6 missiles at us, but no more. You both owe me one.
I’m not fucking dying for Israel bros when they don’t fucking die for Israel:
Makes you wonder that Iranians were always rational, even as adversary. Israel as an ally, not so much
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Officer Frenly (High IQ)
@FrenlyOfficer
“Hey, I’m gonna bomb you lol. Move your guys out of the way.”
“Okay lmao, I’m gonna bomb you back. Move your guys too.” x.com/restoreorderus…
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Man, I brought Gold ETF expecting huge spike from Weekend strike. The strikes happened but still nother burger for gold and oil.
plot twist: iran didn’t feel like paying for demolishing the facility themselves, so they had the US do it for them lol
Outcome: Iran's nuclear program is set back by several years, but Iran signals it does not wish to escalate the conflict.
This is literally the best possible outcome of this situation.
This is odd, perhaps this is all for show, perhaps we won't have World War 3?
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Justin Hart
@justin_hart
I'm still racking my brain to understand when and how a large swath of the Right became anti-war peaceniks.
Think I’mma build a Bluetooth jammer just for the sole purpose of making a cone of silence at the beach.
Wanna listen to your crappy music and also force the rest of us to? Cool. Go about 100 meters away in any direction.
Do people understand what happened in the world from like 1914-1950?
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soup girl
@jasminericegirl
"are u ok" no i am tired of continuously living through unprecedented times