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Come together, right now Overheat
David Watson
‪@fifthrocket.bsky.social‬
I spent longer than I should have on this
Here come old laptop, he come
Bootin' up slowly, he got
Broken touchpad, he one
Glitchy scroller, he need
One more update, he got
No space left on this PC
One thing I can tell you, it’s got no warranty

Come together, right now
Overheat

He wear old stickers, he got
Cracked-up display, he got
Battery swelling, he one
Duct-taped corner, he got
Fans howl like the sea
Hold it on your lap, and it’ll burn your knees

Come together, right now
Overheat

He bagged some malware, he got
Jammed-up keyboard, he got
Corrupt file system, he say
“Tryin' load, stalled out at three”
Got to keep it plugged, or it’s dead as can be

Come together, right now
Overheat
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December 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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He use old system, he got Support ending, he say Checking date again, he must Download new distro, he should Check minimum hardware, compatibility Oh dear, a disappointment, it won't work for me Come together, right now Overheat
Outstanding. David and the others described my current laptop perfectly. Needs external monitor, external keyboard, plug in mouse, and huge battery warp.
"Got to keep it plugged, or it's dead as can be." Same club, man.
This is an ode to my laptop. It's now a museum piece.