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C'mon, like none of you has ever picked up a dead bear off the road with the intent to bring it home to Westchester and skin it for the meat but forgot it in your car and went to a big dinner at Peter Luger steakhouse and didn't drink at all but you were with a bunch of other people who did and then you had to go to the airport but of course now you had a dead bear in your car but fortunately or not fortunately you also had an old bicycle and decided to fake an accident in Central Park and so you did and then flew off to wherever but then were shocked to realize the next day that it was in "every paper" including the New York Times and then you decided years later to run for president and the story come back to haunt you?
You haven't lived, man.
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Come for the run-on sentence, stay for the the photo of RFK Jr. with his hand in the dead bear cub's mouth.
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Honestly one of the most perplexing parts is skinning a roadkill bear for the meat. Bear meat is notoriously foul.
A dead bear is irrelevant to his presidential chances. The only way RFK can lose this election is if he's caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live bear.
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Or, like, why did he feel the need to “frame a cyclist” for it? And again, so nonchalant. How many other cyclists did he frame? Does he bring a spare bicycle around with him just in case he needs to frame a cyclist? The man had a *plane* to catch but took the time to *stage a
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He didn't forget it in the car. He lost track of time, having too much fun with falconry.
The plan was to finish up earlier, go back home and deal with the bear, then go to the dinner and later catch the plane.
Also "haunt you" lol
The other ridiculous part of this story is that a small bear in NY beside a bike was a "massive story". That's US media for ya.
You forgot how all of us also had a day of falconry BEFORE all this went down! Who hasn't, em i right?
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Man. They should’ve made it look like the bear was riding the bike 
IDK, seems suss. I mean the last time I went to the airport covered in dead bear matter I got weird looks from TSA at the screening and decided not to fly. The rest seems legit, though.
Where do you keep your car adjacent to central park that's inconspicuous enough to drag a 100lb bear carcass several hundred yards. That's what I can't figure out
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I don't even want to imagine him in our Government!
His own beautiful Kennedy family says he is not good for a Government Office!
Rest in Peace Robert Kennedy Sr
To be honest, I thought it was probably something like that when it first happened.
Senator: "Can you clarify the incident involving a bear and your subsequent actions?" -RFK "On that occasion, I recovered a deceased bear from the roadside with the intent to process it for its meat and hide. Unfortunately, due to an oversight, I left the bear in my vehicle...."
I’d like to know whose bike that was? Seems to me that RFK hit a cyclist and a bear that weekend trip
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Oh shit! Is that where the bear fell off my scooter??
OMG...THIS IS HYSTERICAL ...Part of the Red Neck in Me... skinning & eating an already dead 
! Yes he said that, to those shocked
... plenty of red meat in that grocery section
... I know, I know...shucks, just no bear meat!
...Part of the Red Neck in Me... skinning & eating an already dead ! Yes he said that, to those shocked... plenty of red meat in that grocery section... I know, I know...shucks, just no bear meat!
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How long did he leave that poor bear alone in that hot car?
I'd be fascinated to know what else RFK had in his car trunk. Besides the dead bear, and old bicycle that is...
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It doesn’t make me hate him. It’s an interesting story. But I don’t think I have ever been offered bear meat.
Wait… he went to Lugers and then had to go to the airport so he went to Central Park to dump the bear? So he went all the way into the city from Brooklyn to then turn around and go all the way back out to queens? Yeah right. YEAH RIGHT!
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I think the pertinent thing he omitted in his story is what type of drugs he was doing that day.
I have done all of that and so much more.. Omg we all have. My dad hit a deer once in Colorado. A very common thing there. And we dressed it and sent it to the butchers. We sure did.
You forgot the part where you were out for a day of “falconing”. Totally an Everyman sport.
Bobby leaves out that it was a bear *cub*.
Skinning a baby bear like he's Cruella DeVille or something
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Tbh that happened to me once or twice, but several times to my uncle, who was a man of the world.
Don’t forget about making a video when you tell the story to Roseanne in someone’s kitchen . . . And the Kennedy’s are rednecks
I swear, this happens to me EVERY TIME I go out hawking. You just lose track of time.
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Totally normal and believable. I drive around with an old bike in my trunk just in case this very thing happens.
So far, I haven't been so lucky. Just the occasional dead polecat (too stinky) or dead deer (too big) lying on the side of the road.
Some people have all the luck!
True story bro
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Likely the same number who ruled in favour of Citizens United, plus or minus.
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Oh, we've ALL done it, but we just tend to not want to talk about it.
Well, Ted Kennedy forgot he left a woman in his car as it sake into a lake.
He’s just like us regular folks. That’s the “redneck” in him! Rosanne was looking as if she might be starting to question some of her life choices—until she remembered she had a payday a-coming, so instead she chose to cackle at this weird, beyond bizarre admission of creepiness.
A guy that can’t figure out his personal schedule for ONE day, is asking to let him run a country? A 10yr old would know there’s not enough time to prep roadkill in between lunch at Lugers & a flight out of a NY airport. Drug abuse catches up & leaves white matter on the brain.