Gets PhD, ends up hosting a podcast with Kate Willett. Clings to the honorific because it’s all he has in the world.
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Dr. Émile P. Torres 
@xriskology
I do it because I worked unbelievably hard to get that honorific. I tell my students: having a PhD means only one thing: that you--statistically speaking--know more than almost anyone else in the world about one or two narrow topics (and that you worked hard to achieve that x.com/robertskmiles/…