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David Watson 🥑
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Cast Henry Cavill, bring a “Man from Uncle” vibe and have Guy Richie direct on the condition that he can’t do gay shit.
The cartoon depicts James Bond strapped to a table, reminiscent of classic villain scenarios, with the Amazon logo prominently displayed on the wall behind him. This imagery suggests a playful critique of the tech giant's influence over the iconic spy series.
It’s gonna have a VERY snooty showrunner who is going to alter James Bond, specifically Bond in a way that makes him different than any other version, but played by an actor that is more like as a meme than a performance.
I imagine since their top shareholders love butchering the IP of every company they financially hijack they will lower the quality of the IP down into the hyper-monetized AI-slopped (deceased actor necromancy) equivalent of cheap asset-flips with cross-promo games, comics, etc.
Looking forward to the creatively mediocre movies, the original TV series which flames out, the tasteless breakfast cereal, the origin story with zero depth, and then when they run of out ideas, a reboot and remakes of the better movies, defiling their legacy.
Do Amanda Lehmann or Nad Sylvan get to sing the theme song ? (as they are part of Steve Hackett's touring band and I got a lot of his CDs via Amazon)
I don’t trust Amazon but I do wonder how much of this outrage is because Bezos won’t give film twitter a bond that suits their politics.
Everybody complaining apparently hasn’t watched a bond movie in years. They’ve haven’t been good.
I believe the likes of Amazon, Apple, Netflix etc getting involved with producing TV/movies is the WORST thing to happen to the industry in decades. On the whole they all make utter dumbed-down dross! Sad times.
Look at invincible, we're 3 seasons in and haven't gotten any spin off or other shows in the universe even tho there could be there isn't besides the Adam Eve special but that was to hold people off till season 2
remove iper realism and gritty themes in the plots and make sci-fi dumb shit like before learn from failures like rings of power and film content for the actual audience, not "new viewers" that were never interested, never will and don't have a attention span, or money
"Love this New Yorker cartoon—Amazon taking over James Bond feels like a risky move. Hope they don’t turn 007 into another streaming flop like some of their shows!"
Good afternoon. I like interesting and inspiring movies. I hope to create movies that are closer to life 😄
Remove the Amazon Logo and this can also be applied to Star Wars, Marvel, Lord of the Rings, Pixar, Star Trek, Dr. who and every other franchise purchased by a soulless corporation 🤷‍♂️
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Honestly, this cartoon hits too close to home. Feels like every beloved franchise gets the 'bland spinoff' treatment these days. 😩
The BEST James Bond movie 'plot'/scenario has been leaked:- It is a MIX of Ai and film, almost real-life action and people agreeing to be moved/evacuated and part of the new 007 film. Here is the '007' scenario that actually looks like an anti-terror plot.
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This is how they vent frustrations they can't publicly address directly. Soon you'll see them talk about Musk's disgusting red lips and love for watermelon lol