Holy shit it’s real. I am going to fucking LOSE IT. gov.uk/government/new
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"I wasn't disposing of evidence your honor, I was deleting emails in order to help conserve water and save the planet."
is Britain really short of water, I meant they have much more water resources than California, Idaho and other American states on farming
No way, sounds like they're trying to troll people by saying "Delete your emails and pictures".
Muppets.
one of the highest rainfall countries in the world btw. sadly it's illegal to build reservoirs
Do people think that water dissipates into outer space, never to return to Earth or something? This is such a bizarre world view.
Deleting old pictures and files will produce more heat than just letting them sit there in storage. Absolute amateurs.
Why do I feel like they started from “delete your emails” then worked backwards to include the other points.
how many emails can you store in GB for 20 years vs eating a 300 g steak that was entirely raised and its feed was entirely raised in GB?
also remember that they really are sending their best, & what that means for the future
In Dubai all water is taken from the ocean and desalinated. Everyone can do the same, the only reason they don't is because water is abundant. That's all.
Doesn't it rain every day in Britain? What are they talking about "saving water"
How much longer do we have to put up with being governed by the most stupid people in the country?
I merely ask.
What actually happens when you delete emails:
UPDATE emails SET deleted_at = NOW() WHERE id = $1;
Are these the same geniuses behind the Online Safety Bill? Because this level of delusion is starting to look like a brand.
compare water usage for storing 1 email for 1 year vs how much water will have been used by your servers to respond to this query ?
I might consider reading this once the government and the friends they sold the water monopolies to properly repair the water infrastructure and build additional infrastructure where appropriate (and halt further mass immigration).
I truly don't understand this "save water" idea. Have people not heard of something called "the water cycle"?
Well, they definitely don't know about "the carbon cycle" so I guess I should not be surprised.
Poverty mindset. I'm living in Israel currently and we have no water shortage
Fun facts:
1. Big data servers are mostly diskless, to reduce maintenance/moving parts /etc. the separate servers for mass uncached storage are not water cooled.
2. Freeing memory is actually a heavier operation than allocating it, as it needs to add to and possibly defragment
It’s very true, but poverty mindset. No growth mindset just less less less. Do more with less less less. Strip back, downgrade, get less. That’s the UK
How can they have such minimal comprehension of hardware or computers generally. Reminds me of "series of tubes" internet discourse from Sen. Stevens
Delete your family photos. Delete your family videos. You have no family. Only the State.
In some areas in the US, it is illegal to have a rain barrel. Not for me, but I have read some stories about it. Shameful.
The activity generated by mass deletion would make matters worse in the short, and relevant, term...
I'm about to start opening new email addresses just to forward old emails to, in case I need 11,000 copies of each of them.
We are really in the "Mauve has the most RAM" territory now aren't we?
hahaha welcome to the new era, james! glad you're losing it with us. also, noted on the email cleanup – gotta keep those servers chill, right? 
So, I’ll retrieve a bunch of emails/files that are in cold tier/archive storage and recursively delete them (I say delete, I mean reallocate them to another part of the disk before they’re recycled) forcing a reindex.
Sounds way more efficient than just leaving them alone!
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Don't forget to watch out for them leaky loos too. That's just fun to say. Calling a toilet a loo might be one British-ism I could get behind.
The humidity is 75% - if water was taken from the air, like steam distillation, surely someone can come up with a dehumidifier for large scale use??
Meanwhile, it seems the UK Gov is approving planning permission for giant data centres.
Is joined-up thinking too much to ask for?
To be fair, Datacentres use something like 5-20 million litres of water a day. It’s a trivial saving for one person, but it’s not nothing.
Of course building reservoirs to keep pace with population growth is the right answer.
I thought this was a wind up, that James Wilson
had added the last paragraph but it is advice from the government and it's on their website here gov.uk/government/new
As if the water is destroyed when used for cooling…servers don’t consume water, they borrow it
And stop asking grok silly questions, like
what is your average water footprint of answering one question.
If you don’t the the National Drought Group’s advice, you don’t have to take it.

Should we start a national registry of leaking toilets, so if your own doesn't leak, you can fix someone else's?
She smiles as she tells you "Brown Grass Will Go Back".
Property values go down if you have brown grass everywhere. How did the UK end up with complete A-holes running everything.
Yay, it's 5G bullshit all over again. this is such a bullshit claim i just can't keep my stupid calm.
Just like in your car, water IS BEING RECYCLED for cooling, it's just a MORE EFFICIENT way to move heat around.
Damn' deccelerationists.
Don't do this. Save all your spam emails. Fuck water, don't let it win

Cloud storage was love bombing. They got us hooked and now we'll have to pay for their selfishness.
Obviously data centres not impacted by recent Government 'nudge' for people to use VPNs...
Someone should do the actual math, but it's plausible that eating a single hamburger consumes more water than all of the emails a person has ever sent
Haven't done the math, but it seems likely to me that the energy required to keep something on a hard drive is small compared to the energy costof running a whole bunch of processes and rewrites to delete an email.
The energy-consumption payback period might be quite long
Some people just want to tell others to take shorter showers, dry-brush teeth and turn off air conditioning.
It doesn't matter that it doesn't work.
It's righteousness.
deleting emails converts information to heat, thereby increasing entropy AND using more water
Madness! Deleted emails are flushed directly into the ocean, adding over a billion tons of microplastics annually.
I am just wondering who lives with a toilet leaking 200-400 litres per day into their home. It would be a fetid swamp.
The emails one is bad but who's only fixing a 400l a day leak when prompted by these bullet points?
For anyone wondering, the actual solution (it there even is a problem) is to get more water
I bet that setting flag "deleted" from false to true in gmail's database will save lots of water in my home.