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Microplastics Sommelier
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manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter?
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
June 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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What about the fentanyl bagel, especially when it’s sliced open (if you believe the cops hahahaha)?
Dread it, run from it, the Egg Bagel makes contact with you all the same.
The Egg Bagel is patient 0. They need to quarantine it, and the lox.
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the egg bagel party?
I love seeing the full power of a definite article
Really all about how much energy is expressed by “The”
Such singular egg bagelness
Egg Bagel just stalking around the shop looking to start some trouble.
Really all about how much energy is expressed by “The”
Such singular egg bagelness
The egg bagel is a real jerk if you ask me.
It's like the tagline of a horror movie. "Wait, don't let those bagels in! They may have had contact with the Egg Bagel!"
close encounters of the fourth kind (carbs)
The Egg Bagel, simultaneously the cosmic center and cosmic periphery.
It’s a funny sign but can we please hear it for the framing dialogue, which is part of a wonderful and very adaptable new tradition. Hoping it will run and run
This is the only petting zoo with an egg bagel, believe me it's worth the drive
In space... no-one can hear you egg bagel.
Humble brag about a celebrity that likes all your bagels?
"For we should all fear The Egg Bagel!
As it has been foretold!
That we will all sufferrrrr!
Under its yolk!"
As the dude eating the egg bagel that just makes me want all the bagels.
THE egg bagel
They only have one and its conducting some roulette in the display for anyone MFer who can’t eat eggs
And you don’t wanna fuck with “The Egg Bagel” if ya know what’s good for ya.
Egg Bagel released from The Hole, back in Genpop everybody
