There are 9 living former British PMs now. We should turn them into Nazgûl.
Tony Blair can be the Witch King.
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for British PMs doomed to step down. One Ring for Larry the Cat, sitting in number 10.
7 for Mortal Men and 2 Mortal Women doomed to die / One for the Dark Cat on his dark throne / In the Downing Street / where the shadows lie.
Two more and we'd have a football team, although Major would prefer cricket.
Well I say Sir Humphrey, what an excellent idea.
When you see Bernard again, please let him know he ought to start preparations at once!
I give you Blair,
but with ten it has to be
The DeCameron
Instead of Nine Rings, they get nine seats in the House of Lords?
Funny how Liz Truss never even made it to a Remembrance ceremony.
Two problems with this:
1) they're already largely corrupted but haven't faded like the wraiths did...so they must be dwarves
2) the UK has nothing powerful like the nine rings to give to them
What a great idea. Maybe Binface can make his outfit a little more 'heavy metal' and be Sauron
Given their role in implementing uncontrolled mass immigration, it would be more appropriate to turn them into kebabs.
One more former Prime Minister, then you have as many as Germany had Chancellors since 1949
I can absolutely imagine Charles enthusiastically reciting the inscription in the Black Speech. Takes almost no imagination
