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Literally Chad
@literally_chad
So, this seems like paranoia, but if you are a college student and your campus has a Confucius center, you can upload pictures of yourself with your Senator and within a week you will have 2 Chinese girls hitting on you. Experienced this, then had a friend do it, it worked.
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@JoshuaSteinman
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Literally Chad
@literally_chad
Note: this is above the base rate, it had been several years since a Chinese girl had aggressively hit on me and it never happened again afterwards. Also note: They didn't try with Chinese dudes, which might indicate something about China.
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Literally Chad
@literally_chad
Currently listening to this book and the author casually references that Chiang Kai Shek's wife slept with Wendell Willkie (FDR's opponent in 1940). The continuity of strategy is impressive, maybe they do have a master plan. . .
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Mr. Garvin
@garvs_72
The crazy thing about this is that these girls are obviously not professional spies which means they get an telegram message like “hello miss chen, if you want your tuition check to clear you’ll need to go on a date with a mid white boy named Bill”
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Literally Chad
@literally_chad
Yes, and they don't even know they're spies. They'll tell you that they have a weekly "essay" to write for their scholarship, talking about who they've met, their impressions, basically a blog about their life.
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Stoobe
@stoobe
Also, for the sake of our country dudes have to decoy those spies away from try real spy targets. It is your patriotic duty to pretend to be a valuable government asset.
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Literally Chad
@literally_chad
I was an econ undergrad and a woman in a math master's program wanted me to explain math to her; now I'm not an idiot but econ majors in general can't be relied upon to know what exponents are.
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Abe Murray
@abemurray
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Abe Murray
@abemurray
Replying to @Noahpinion
I miss my TS / SCI security briefings 😅 Make you paranoid about things! They should give these for free to all techies My solution: my wife also had a TS / SCI 🦾
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paultheass
@paulmyass
Is that actually proof of Chinese espionage? Or just proof that Chinese women in West, seek out "rich Chads" to date, and want to date an affluent white boyfriend?
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donnie
@PhightCo
new dating technique unlocked - it’s your patriotic duty to flood the zone with misinformation
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Maximum Weeb Bronze Age AI E/Acc Man of Culture
@rajm2016
You telling me that a simple photo-op with your senator is all that’s needed for some Chinese 10 to suck you off long time on a college campus? You do know that millions of incels are now gonna do this to get laid…meh might not be a bad thing tbh might lessen civil war tension
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Aaron Gardiner
@AaronXGardiner
This is BY FAR the best argument I have ever read for getting involved with party politics. Next step: photoshop yourself with the pentagon budget committee, print an acceptance internship letter from NSA and let her "accidently" find it on your desk.
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Eliana
@yellieyana
This is just like when I put my chess .com @ in my bumble profile and ended up w a bunch of indian dudes in my dms
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Yain
@I_Am_Yain
When you know chun li is only with you to keep her family out of the camps but it gets you oriental spyussy so its ok.
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meal geebson
@derdergussum
They shit down Confucius clubs in 2017 I thought? Our was in the basement of the library arts building and operated like an in person tinder for Chinese boys to meet Burmese girls
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ss
@ssmnfg
I would've posted AI generated images with the local politicians and fed them garbage for Intel while they're blowing me
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Grant
@Grant_MS27
Got to admire their hustle. The US doesn’t do honey traps anymore (probably misogynistic…), they just task SIGINT and call it a day. Lazy.
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Rock Spencer
@Customex2
They not only may be spies but they prolly aren't girls either... Those propositions are likely coming from fat old guys in military uniforms.
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Very Hidden Ocelot
@Mysisila
Yep, that's what the army said as well "if you're not good looking, and there is a 10/10 hitting on you and she's Asian, she's a spy. If she's not asian, she's trying to get benefits."
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TheDuchessofKitty 🇺🇸🇵🇷
@duchessofkitty
Just based on what you’re saying, ANY cadet/midshipman at any of the Federal academies (who definitely have pictures of themselves with the Congresspeopke and Senators who nominated them) could be a target, before or after graduation, of a 🍯 🪤. ??
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stonkcat 🦠🌍🔥
@stonkcat
I had a Chinese girlfriend. She taught under a Confucius Institute. She was slightly too intelligent and slightly too jingoistic and apologetic about the CCP. Eventually, after a year and a half, I called her out. ‘Do you really think I’m a spy?’ She quizzed, later, in the car
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Krles
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pro tip if you ask a Chinese spy girl "what do you think about Taiwanese elections", she legally cannot lie to you and will tell you that Taiwan is a part of China that's how you catch them
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