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Here at Celeborn, we are building a different kind of AI.
He provides context-aware, dynamic responses to user input, attentive to the user’s practical needs which the user will be unable to focus on because Galadriel provides even more context-aware, cryptic, telepathic VO.
Smaug AI financial security system when the Bard AI start-up is announced:
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But never forget that we at Orodruin offer powerful, distributed AI solutions, backed by the One AI which will always find them and securely bind them in our Shadows Cloud
when you need to stonewall a sagely Maia like Melian and not tell that lady anything, Galadriel's your headstrong girl! LFG
Here at Ulmo, we are building a different kind of AI.
Ulmo provides near practical output from subtle hints to epic forebodings of woe—Ulmo's responses nudge users to a future only a Valar can foresee.
I'm just waiting for the next start-up to be called Gorgoroth, or something like that. The tech bros are nerds who read the books as teenagers, but somehow concluded that the baddies were actually good.
Sounds good. Sign me up. Let's put it in an orbiting cluser. A ring, perhaps, fueled by hyperion satellites in orbit around the moon that beam the power back to the ring, that will bind them all together in the dark of space.
I find that all of these jokes fall short ever since I read about how some guys started a home security company for high-value individuals and called it… Sauron
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Nitasha Tiku
@nitashatiku
My latest: tech elites fearful of their safety are signing up for a new home security startup promising a military-grade alarm system using drones, facial recognition, and sensor fusion called ... Sauron
Here at Gamgee Co. we are using the most powerful tools know to all the races to analyse the fluid dynamics to build smart-pipes that blow smoke rings according to your voice commands
All other uses of AI are just vanity.
Hilarious
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Sign me up! Might you have, like, 19 smaller models for me and my buddies? Just a few elven kings, dwarf lords, and mortal men that's all.
Here at Borg, we are building a different kind of AI. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Here at Hobb IT, we’re enjoying second breakfast then smashing the machines
A good stack of these:
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Kendric Tonn
@kendrictonn
[AMERICA, 2045]
Sup, you hungry?
Yeah, let's get something at Lembas
Hell yeah. Nice kicks btw, those Bombadil?
Got a raise at Palantir so I figured, treat myself
Man, I love working for Morgul Knife but the pay sux
I hear you. We walking or taking a Bill The Pony? x.com/teddyfeld/stat…
Even as she speaks to you she perceives the Dark Web and knows its mind.
muh AI robots will make lions lay with the lamb, and there will be no more pain and suffering. On Mars.
Free toast.
Here at Sauron, we're just doing the same thing everyone else does.
Here are Tulkas, we’re building a different kind of AI. One that exists only to beat Melkor’s ass.
ngl the lotr reference is perfect for this. AI as a force for good instead of chaos sounds refreshing tbh
Every bad trade leaves clues..
Our AI shows them early..
Stop guessing entries
See the signals before the move
