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Randall Munroe
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Second Stage xkcd.com/3018
November 29, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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Title text: "Hmm, they won't do in-flight delivery, so let's order a new first and second stage to our emergency landing site and then try to touch down on top of them to save time." Alt text: explainxkcd.com/3018#Transcr...
Ah yes, the classic KSP blumder of failing to check staging
>Blumder Its so over
Double the classic blunders for double the price
KSP veterans relate to the pain
"Why have all my Parachutes just exploded?" *checks staging* "Oh"
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This would explain a great deal.
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Trump and Musk on the way to the moon…
Loved KSP never made it to Mum landing. Tried it on console as well but the game just doesn't work with a controller.
Can't forget this classic from ArianeSpace's Vega launch a few years ago. They wouldn't tell the poor stream host that it was lost even when the telemetry looked like this.
altitude VS time graph from ArianeSpace. A green curve represents the mission plan while a yellow curve represents vehicle data. The two curves diverge in the middle of the graph. The green line continues ascending, with the current nominal altitude marked at 160 km. The yellow line droops down, showing the actual altitude at 90 km and falling at the time of screenshot.
ALT
How dare you put my Kerbal Space Programme gameplay in a comic
This has big kerbal space program energy.
I came here to say exactly that and you best me to it lol
Truly extra Kerbal if they forgot chutes...👍
Got all the way to minmus the other day for collecting a surface sample and realised I'd forgotten to bring a kerbal 😁🤣😭
No craft chuted can be handled since they added the personal chute. You can bail out just after reentry. But when you forget Shields things get hot...
YOU'RE NOT A FRENCH PARATROOPER
Omelette du fromage. I even jumped with my beret and my baguette. See, I am 😋
“A shooting star! Make a wish.” “It’s French.“ “Skip it.“
An asteroid killed the dinosaurs. You couldn't kill a midget.
Man this is such a throwback to KSP for me it’s been YEARS.
Alternative title text: “I just hope we land within our territorial boundaries because the import taxes on aerospace hardware is ridiculous.”
You will not go to space today
Ah yeah the Kerbal experience.
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Oh those Kerbals! The number of times I launch and realize I forgot to organize my stages!
This made me laugh then that’s when I realized I was getting old, then I realized I wish I had a diaper on 😂😁☺️
My brother doing cutting edge semiconductor research: "What we need are meticulous people with high school educations tabulating experimental results. Instead PhD's make such a hash of that task that tests are inherently compromised." Bow your heads to the parchment, there be all truth & wisdom.
If rockets were built like Lego sets. "THAT'S what those extra parts were for!"